Today's contestants:
Joseph Kosinki's existentialist masterpiece Tron Legacy and the Coens' schlocky B-movie western True Grit.
Let's dive right in and see which one will keep the upper hand!
Tron Legcay
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True Grit
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Stars
The Dude?
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Yes!
(+1)
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Yes!
(+1)
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Best
The Dude quote
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“You’re
messing with my Zen thing, man!” (+4)
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The
Dude outfit
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Points
for the robe, the beard and the hair (+3)
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Points
for the robe, the beard, the hair and one point for extra scruffiness (+4)
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The
Dude death scene
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Fighting his CGIed younger self with some crazy Jedi powers
and then blowing up in digital pieces, HECK YEAH!!! (+4)
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Off
screen (seriously?!) but he did save the girl, so let’s give it one point for
heroism (+1)
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Ability
to understand what the heck The Dude is saying?
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Yes! (+1)
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Nope
(0)
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Has
Michael Sheen doing his best David Bowie impression
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Yeah!
(+1)
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Nope
(0)
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Has
Matt Damon spanking a bratty little girl
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Unfortunately
not (0)
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Yes!
(+2)
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Love
Interest
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Olivia
Wilde, meooowww (+3)
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None
(0)
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Has
a soundtrack by Daft Punk
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Yes!
(+3)
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No
(but here it’s by Carter Burwell which is fine by me) (+1)
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Poster
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Looks
like it could be the cover for Eiffel 65’s Blue (Da Ba Dee) and doesn’t have The Dude (0)
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Moody, with washed out colors, and everybody looking as if somebody just peed in their muesli but it has The Dude! (+2) |
Director
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Joseph
Kosinski who cannot be judged until we’ve seen the upcoming Oblivion starring Tom Cruise (0)
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Everybody’s
favorite cult movie makers, The Coen Brothers (+3)
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Total
Score
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20
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15
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